"Lets draw pictures for Grandpa Ned, Uncle Ron, and Washington."
"George Washington. He was our first president, and he's one of my most favorite dead guys."
"Baby Kate come sit on my Avenger blankie!"
(Baby Kate goes)
"She loves my blankie! Its her favorite because it's so soft and fuzzy!"
(Baby Kate does the unthinkable)
"OH MY GOSH she just wiped snot all over it! It's like she just destroyed my whole universe!"