Notice the red on my thumb and ring finger? Betcha want to know where that came from huh.... well, I'll end the suspense. Sean (I know, you were waiting for me to say Dan weren't you?) found, and then proceeded to squirt AN ENTIRE SMALL BOTTLE OF RED FOOD COLORING all over the kitchen pantry. Epic mess. Why didn't I take a picture of it? Because as soon as I saw it I passed out from having a stroke because we have very light tile... then turned in to a cleaning tornado for fear of staining. I am left with the aftermath of pink fingers. Thanks goodness I woke up to spilled liquid laundry detergent. Don't know what I would do if I didn't meet my mess quota for the day!