me- "You guys are a disaster, I need a nanny."
Nate- "What's a nanny?"
me- "Um, it's like a babysitter that never leaves. They live in your house"
Nate- "Then we already have a nanny, Wesley."
(Wesley being my 17yr old stepson who babysits SOMETIMES. He recently enrolled in the school of diaper changing and pigtail fixing...much to his dismay.)
This super high quality photo was taken amidst panicked cries of "Oh my God are you putting that on facebook?!?!"